New Horror And Noir From Umbrella Entertainment!


Mail call! The latest releases from Umbrella Entertainment have just arrived and they are hot! How hot? RED HOT! Tune in for Universal horror, a Scorsese-approved noir, and a genuine Australian slasher classic!

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