Avengers Infinity War Non-Spoiler Movie Review: Thanos is My Spirit Animal
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The internet needs another Avengers Infinity War review, right? Here it is! This is the official Cereal At Midnight take on the hottest sequel since Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo! Planets will burn and alien families will perish in the merciless (but polite) opinions expressed herein! For fans of Disney, Marvel, Thanos, Avengers, Thor, Thanos, that Captain America guy, Thanos, Black Widow, Thanos, Scarlet Witch, Thanos, Spider-Man, Thanos, Thanos, Thanos, Thanos, and Thanos. Did I leave anyone out? That's right, Thanos!
This review exists because Thanos wishes it so.
If you've made it to the rest of this page, it's because Thanos has willed it.
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