Sunday, April 29, 2018

Avengers Infinity War Non-Spoiler Movie Review: Thanos is My Spirit Animal


The internet needs another Avengers Infinity War review, right? Here it is! This is the official Cereal At Midnight take on the hottest sequel since Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo! Planets will burn and alien families will perish in the merciless (but polite) opinions expressed herein! For fans of Disney, Marvel, Thanos, Avengers, Thor, Thanos, that Captain America guy, Thanos, Black Widow, Thanos, Scarlet Witch, Thanos, Spider-Man, Thanos, Thanos, Thanos, Thanos, and Thanos. Did I leave anyone out? That's right, Thanos!

This review exists because Thanos wishes it so.